If you worry that American corporations have lost the innovative, can-do edge necessary to compete in today’s global economy, you need to pay a visit to Dr. Pepper.
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I don’t mean a shrink, but the soft-drink. It’s a brand that, let’s face it, has seemed a bit stodgy. But –Pow! – no more. Meet Dr. Pepper Ten, a brand new concoction that promises to deliver the impossible: a macho diet soda! How’s that for innovation?
It seems that DP’s honchos have done intensive market analysis and found that men think of diet drinks as… well, girly. So they flinch at buying them. No sweat, said the corporate alchemists, we’ll make a manned-up soda that has only 10 calories, but still contains a manly dose of real sugar and other stuff. It’s low-cal, but none dare call it “diet.”
Corporate officials will not disclose what’s in the formula that supposedly will make men salivate for a can of Ten, but the key ingredient seems to be raw hucksterism. The pepped-up Dr. Pepper is being launched with a massive, testosterone-infused ad campaign that bluntly proclaims: “It’s not for women.” TV ads will run on all networks during college football games, and the promos will reek of machismo, showing men – REAL MEN – in a jungle battling snakes. Also, instead of the gentle bubbles on Dr. Pepper’s regular diet can, the cans of Ten are gunmetal grey – with silver bullets. Pow!
In case ladies still don’t get the point that this is a manly-man’s drink, they might go to Dr. Pepper Ten’s Facebook page. There they’ll find a virtual shooting gallery that invites members of the male species to fire virtual bullets at such feminine symbols as lipstick and high heels. Is this fun, or what?