How simple is Rep. Paul Ryan

My guess is that Rep. Paul Ryan, the Republican Party’s highly-touted budget guru, doesn’t have a very tight grip on the concept of irony.

My guess is that Rep. Paul Ryan, the Republican Party’s highly-touted budget guru, doesn’t have a very tight grip on the concept of irony.

Otherwise, why would he choose April Fool’s Day to release the latest version of what the GOP intends to do to federal programs (and to the people who count on them) if it takes total control of Congress? But there he was on April first, declaring with a straight face that, “We [Republicans] believe that we owe it to the country to offer an alternative to the status quo. It’s just that simple.”

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Sure it’s simple. He just Xeroxes the same stale budgetary flim flams that he always puts out, even though the public keeps upchucking at the sight of them. Ryan’s “alternative” to the status quo is the status quo ante, taking Americans back to the harsh days before there were any programs to help unemployed, elderly, sick, and other people in need.

Ryan turns Medicare into a “We don’t care” privatized program, and, he wants to outright pull the plug on the new health care law that extends coverage to millions of people, replacing it with… nothing. Hey, it’s just that simple! His budget scheme also slashes job training, education, infrastructure repairs, medical research, public broadcasting, the arts, and… well, pretty much anything that regular people need.

Still, he claims that he’s “helping” people – in an ideological, Republicany way. For example, Ryan explains that whacking food stamps “empowers recipients to get off the aid rolls and back on the payrolls.” What payrolls, you ask? That’s not my problem, says the guy drawing $174,000 a year and a gold package of benefits from the government he pretends to despise.

Yeah, let ‘em eat right wing ideology! I wish it was an April Fool’s joke – but Ryan’s joke is on us.

“Ryan’s Budget would Cut $5 Trillion in Spending Over a Decade,” New York Times, April 2, 2014

“Ryan’s Faith-Based Budget,” New York Times, April 2, 2014

“Battling the bastards is about as much fun as you can have with your clothes on.”

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