How wacky are America's plutocratic billionaires? Meet Tom Perkins

You know your presidential campaign is in a heap of hurt when you need Tom Perkins to defend your "abilities, intellect, and talent."

You know your presidential campaign is in a heap of hurt when you need Tom Perkins to defend your “abilities, intellect, and talent.”

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But there Perkins was in the New York Times recently, having bought a full-page ad attesting to the presidential worthiness of Carly Fiorina – one of the gaggle of 17 GOP seekers of the White House. Fiorina is best known for being dumped as CEO of Hewlett-Packard, having driven its stock price into the ditch and having fired 30,000 workers. She had recently been the subject of a Times article about her “not so sterling” corporate leadership, so she did indeed need an emergency buff-up on her image.

But by Tom Perkins? That’s like asking Donnie Trump to redo your hair!

Perkins, a billionaire venture capital huckster, was an unknown until he burst upon the American public early last year with a loud, self-pitying whine. In a letter to the Wall Street Journal, poor Tom wailed about “a rising tide of hatred of the successful one percent.” Moving from merely crotchety to paranoid nuttiness, Perkins blathered that the “war on the American one percent” is like Nazi Germany’s “war on its one percent, namely its Jews.”

He was, of course, roundly ridiculed for wailing that billionaires like him are “victims,” and he was widely denounced for comparing criticism of the wealthy to the unspeakable horrors of the Holocaust. But even public humiliation couldn’t cure his malignant narcissism, so he was soon back in the news with “The Tom Perkins System” to relieve the plight of the put-upon rich. Voting, he explained, should be like owning stock in a corporation, with rich taxpayers getting more votes: “You pay a million dollars in taxes, you get a million votes,” says Tom.

Why would Carly Fiorina want a public testimonial to her competence from a wacko plutocrat like Perkins?

“The Truth About Carly,” The New York Times, August 27, 2015.

"The issue isn't just jobs. Even slaves had jobs. The issue is wages." --Jim Hightower

“How One Billionaire’s Idea To Give Rich People More Votes Is Already In The Works,”, February 14, 2014.

“Cry me a river full of gold: 1% is the loneliest number,” Austin American Statesman, February 2, 2014.

“Progressive Kristallnacht Coming?”, January 24, 2014.

“Tom Perkins and the guilt of the gilded,”, February 4, 2014.

“Perkinsnacht,” Wall Street Journal, January 29, 2014.

“Billionaire Tom Perkins apologizes to Nazi comparison,”, January 28, 2014.

“Battling the bastards is about as much fun as you can have with your clothes on.”

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