As tax time approaches, I’m sure that your greatest worry is about the tax burden being shouldered by America’s richest...
When George W announced that he was naming Gov. Dirk Kempthorne of Idaho to be his new secretary of the...
When congress says it’s going to reform itself, we peasants should, (a) laugh uproariously, (b) run for the hills, or...
All of you John “Mad Dog” Ashcroft fans will be glad to hear that he’s back in government! Well, not...
George “Flimflam” Bush is back with his traveling medicine show, trying yet again to sell us that old elixir he...
Big political news! There’s been a major development affecting the 2008 presidential race. Dateline: Memphis, Tennessee. At a meeting of...
The BushCheney Regime asserts that the hundreds of captives it has stashed in the military prisons of Guantanamo Bay have...
You’ll be thrilled to learn that Wal-Mart has been taking bold steps to spiff up its sordid image! Not such...
Out in the desert, even in the starkest environment, you sometimes come across a flower – and what a joy...
When I look at today’s congress, I think of the scarecrow, the tinman, and the lion in The Wizard of...
Instead of recognizing the obvious – that global warming is fast reaching the tipping point where it becomes irreversible (and...
Listen up, America. Apparently, there’s a big, new threat to our national security: Terrorist chickens. Luckily, though, our national government,...
George W called it “a great example,” declaring that our country should “take some lessons” from it. The “it” that...
You’ll be excited to learn that your government is protecting you with a new surveillance program! It’s the National Animal...
George W’s mind seems to operate in a bassackward fashion. When there is zero evidence to warrant a presidential rush...
Good grief! Someone take up a collection, go to Wal-Mart, and buy a clue for Andy Young. This former civil...
George W’s looking a bit puny these days. Not in terms of health, but in terms of his numbers. In...
Here’s a question for Bush & Company: Can any of you even spell h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y? I’m prompted to ask because of...
It was big news when the Bushites authorized the United Arab Emirates to take over the operation of some U.S....
Time for another “Gooberhead Award” [Beaniecap breakdown], presented periodically to someone in the news who has their tongue running 100...
Let’s measure how far we’ve gone down the road to imperial government under the reign of King George the W....
Being president can be embarrassing. Just ask George W. With energy prices squeezing American families and with public anger growing...
How much is enough? How about $439 billion. That’s how much the Pentagon wants to take out of our pockets...
Three blind mice. George, John, and Michael. See how they run. George is, of course, George W, and he tells...
If you don’t think campaign finance reform will ever work, check out State Representative David Burnell Smith of Arizona. Actually,...