Great news for you lovers of Wild West, shoot-’em-up, pulp-fiction tales: Rick “Rootie-Toot-Toot” Perry is making a one-man stand on the Texas-Mexico border!
A political stand, that is. He’s been tongue-lashing Obama for not doing enough to seal the border by dispatching a human line of armed National Guard troops to protect America from… well, from what? Children, that’s what. Nearly 60,000 terrorized, impoverished, and traumatized little ones have fled their hellish existences in Central America – where rape, murder,
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