Headline: AT&T buys 700 copies of Perry book.

Headline: AT&T buys 700 copies of Perry book.

It’s a story about Rick Perry, the splendidly-coiffed Republican governor of Texas, but it’s really about how corporations, corporate-funded right-wing organizations, and corporate-backed politicians happily hum kumbaya together.

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In December, Perry gave another of his rants on how he hates Washington’s power elites. Ironically, his speech was in Washington – delivered to an appreciative audience of lobbyists and other Washington power elites. Perry thinks irony is a county in Iran, so he missed the absurdity of it all.

AT&T, which sponsored the luncheon where the guv held forth, has beaucoup business before the Texas state government and is a half-million-dollar donor to Perry’s gubernatorial campaigns. They’re tight. So tight that the corporation shelled out $13,000 to buy 700 copies of the governor’s book, giving them to every attendee. Perry donated his share of the sale to the Texas Public Policy Foundation. What’s that? A virulently far-right corporate front that develops much of Governor Perry’s agenda – and, in turn, backs him. Then there’s the American Legislative Exchange Council, the group that invited Perry to do his schtick about the horrors of inside-Washington elites. ALEC is richly funded by such extremist laissez-fair corporate barons as the mulitbillionre Koch brothers, who’re among the most elite players in Washington.

So, a corporate front group has a meeting in Washington, inviting the ambitious corporate-cozy Texas governor to strut his stuff at a lobbyist-infested lunch sponsored by his favor-seeking AT&T pals, who buy a bunch of his books, the proceeds of which go to another corporate front that backs Perry in exchange for him carrying their agenda. Everybody’s back gets scratched – and it’s all done in the guise of fighting power-hungry elites.

“Battling the bastards is about as much fun as you can have with your clothes on.”

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