I haven’t heard such enthusiastic, downright raucous applause since Texas Gov. “Oops” Perry suggested in 2009 that his state just might withdraw from the union. Unfortunately for him, the applauders were not Texans, but the people of the other 49 states.
This year, though, Idaho is the recipient of hip-hip-hoorays from across the country. Why? Because it has been selected as the site of an extraordinary new town to be named “III Citadel.” This will be a walled, heavily-fortified, one-square-mile settlement of some 7,000 armed & angry, ideologically-pure, anti-government extremists drawn from cities, towns and gopher holes all across America. Lucky you, Idaho!
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Founder and apocalyptic visionary Christian Allen Kerodin, says the Roman numeral III in the name of his Citadel scheme represents what he calls the “3 percenters” – the percentage of Americans who are superpatriot survivalists capable of withstanding the coming economic doomsday and social upheaval. He says that, once established, he and his fellow Citadellians will take it upon themselves to restore America to Americans: “The Southwest will be purged of Latinos,” he explains, and “Enclaves of Muslims such as in Detroit will be culled… by fed-up Americans looking for some payback.” In Kerodin’s barricaded utopia, everyone older than 13 “must possess an AR-15 assault rifle, five magazines, and 1,000 rounds of ammunition.” In an odd comparison, he declares that his last bastion of liberty will be like Disneyland – “a walled, gated private property.” Yeah – only Goofyer.
Of course, the III in the Citadel’s name could also refer to Kerodin’s three felony convictions. Nontheless, he’s doing America a favor if he can actually bring 7,000 like-minded zealots into his compound. Once they’re inside, we can sneak up and lock the gates from the outside.
“7,000 Gun-Loving “Patriots” Living in an Walled Citadel Built Around an Arms Factory in Idaho — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?” www.alternet.org, August 15, 2013.
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