Here’s a modest suggestion for dealing with illegal immigration: Instead of everyone looking down at all those impoverished Mexicans coming...
At last, Tom DeLay has succumbed to the scandal of his own making and finally done something positive for the...
David H. Brooks loves his little girl and, like any good dad, wanted her to have a memorable Bat Mitzvah....
After the U.S. senate okayed its lobbying reform bill, Senator Chris Dodd puffed himself up and exhaled this whopper: “There’s...
Thanks to a vigilant reader, I’ve come across the website of America’s largest, oldest, busiest, and most successful corporation. At...
As tax time approaches, I’m sure that your greatest worry is about the tax burden being shouldered by America’s richest...
When George W announced that he was naming Gov. Dirk Kempthorne of Idaho to be his new secretary of the...
When congress says it’s going to reform itself, we peasants should, (a) laugh uproariously, (b) run for the hills, or...
All of you John “Mad Dog” Ashcroft fans will be glad to hear that he’s back in government! Well, not...
George “Flimflam” Bush is back with his traveling medicine show, trying yet again to sell us that old elixir he...
Big political news! There’s been a major development affecting the 2008 presidential race. Dateline: Memphis, Tennessee. At a meeting of...
The BushCheney Regime asserts that the hundreds of captives it has stashed in the military prisons of Guantanamo Bay have...
You’ll be thrilled to learn that Wal-Mart has been taking bold steps to spiff up its sordid image! Not such...
Out in the desert, even in the starkest environment, you sometimes come across a flower – and what a joy...
When I look at today’s congress, I think of the scarecrow, the tinman, and the lion in The Wizard of...
Instead of recognizing the obvious – that global warming is fast reaching the tipping point where it becomes irreversible (and...
Listen up, America. Apparently, there’s a big, new threat to our national security: Terrorist chickens. Luckily, though, our national government,...
George W called it “a great example,” declaring that our country should “take some lessons” from it. The “it” that...
You’ll be excited to learn that your government is protecting you with a new surveillance program! It’s the National Animal...
George W’s mind seems to operate in a bassackward fashion. When there is zero evidence to warrant a presidential rush...
Good grief! Someone take up a collection, go to Wal-Mart, and buy a clue for Andy Young. This former civil...
George W’s looking a bit puny these days. Not in terms of health, but in terms of his numbers. In...
Here’s a question for Bush & Company: Can any of you even spell h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y? I’m prompted to ask because of...
It was big news when the Bushites authorized the United Arab Emirates to take over the operation of some U.S....
Time for another “Gooberhead Award” [Beaniecap breakdown], presented periodically to someone in the news who has their tongue running 100...