THE PRICE OF CHENEY'S QUAIL HUNT February 28, 2006The national media swarmed all over the story of “Dead-Eye Dick” Cheney bagging a Texas lawyer on a quail hunt....
BUSH BACKS HORSEMEAT FACTORIES February 25, 2006I hope you haven’t just eaten, because we need to talk about horsemeat. It’s not widely known, but there are...
JERRY LEWIS, THE CLOWN February 25, 2006You’ve probably heard of Jerry Lewis, the comedian, but you’ve probably not heard of Jerry Lewis, the congressional clown –...
CONSERVATIVES CHASTISE BUSH February 23, 2006George W insists that he has supreme power as commander-in-chief to spy on American citizens, without following any stinking due...
EXXPOSE EXXON February 22, 2006Shhhhh. Exxon Mobil doesn’t want any attention paid to its latest profit report. How big was their profit last year?...
"SUNTAN JOHNNY" BOEHNER February 22, 2006John Boehner, the newly elected house majority leader, says he’s a reformer – so we can rest easy, now, knowing...
WHERE'S THE PRESIDENT? February 22, 2006When George W finally got to New Orleans last September after Hurricane Katrina hit, he stood in Jackson Square to...
SPYIN' AND LYIN' February 17, 2006As we’ve seen in his botched handling of everything from the Iraqi occupation to the Katrina disaster, George W is...
BUSH'S "DECENT SOCIETY" February 16, 2006Ah, the glowing rhetoric of a presidential “state of the union” speech can be so uplifting, can’t it? Take George...
LOBBYISTS REJECT RESTRICTIONS February 15, 2006Both political parties, squirming under the spreading scandals of supersleaze lobbyist Jack Abramoff, suddenly began posing as reformers, saying it’s...
PRESIDENT PINOCCHIO SPEAKS TO THE NATION February 14, 2006Gosh, so much muck to rake, so little time. I speak, of course, about George W’s recent “State of the...
THE LATEST "CREEP" OF ADVERTISING February 11, 2006Get ready. They’re coming. They’ve got you right where they want you, and they’re convinced that you can’t escape this...
CONGRESS SPINNING ITS WHEELS ON REFORM February 9, 2006Here’s my wise adage for the day: Never mistake motion for progress. For example, if your car gets stuck in...
BUSH'S IRS GOES AFTER POOR FOLKS February 9, 2006You’ve gotta love the consistency of the Bushites. When they ram through their multibillion-dollar tax giveaways, it’s the superrich and...
FIRING THE WRONG AUTO WORKERS February 7, 2006Wow, it’s open season on auto workers, isn’t it? In December, General Motors said it was eliminating 30,000 of its...
MICHAEL EISNER'S "INVENTIVENESS" February 4, 2006Who says television is a wasteland? If you’re sick of getting 500 channels and still finding nothing to watch, get...
EQUIP THE GRUNTS! February 3, 2006There’s an old bumpersticker that says: “It’ll be a great day when our schools get all the money that they...
SANTORUM SUDDENLY DISCOVERS ETHICS February 2, 2006Attention, class. Once again we have congress to thank for teaching you kindergartners a lesson in moral behavior. The lesson...
WALL STREET DIVVIES UP THE BONUS BOOTY February 1, 2006Oh, hallelujah, the bonuses are in! Manna from heaven is showering down upon you! You are a Wall Street broker,...
MONTANA SENATORS ENJOY DINNER & DANCE WITH MONSANTO April 23, 2004A group of state legislators in Montana have come up with a truly-innovative reform dealing with the influence that corporate...
DICK'S DEADLY FANTASIES April 14, 2004One important job for the next president will be to dig into Dick Cheney’s White House bunker and to learn...