Out in the desert, even in the starkest environment, you sometimes come across a flower – and what a joy... Read more...
When I look at today’s congress, I think of the scarecrow, the tinman, and the lion in The Wizard of... Read more...
Instead of recognizing the obvious – that global warming is fast reaching the tipping point where it becomes irreversible (and... Read more...
Listen up, America. Apparently, there’s a big, new threat to our national security: Terrorist chickens. Luckily, though, our national government,... Read more...
George W called it “a great example,” declaring that our country should “take some lessons” from it. The “it” that... Read more...
You’ll be excited to learn that your government is protecting you with a new surveillance program! It’s the National Animal... Read more...
George W’s mind seems to operate in a bassackward fashion. When there is zero evidence to warrant a presidential rush... Read more...
Good grief! Someone take up a collection, go to Wal-Mart, and buy a clue for Andy Young. This former civil... Read more...
George W’s looking a bit puny these days. Not in terms of health, but in terms of his numbers. In... Read more...
Here’s a question for Bush & Company: Can any of you even spell h-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y? I’m prompted to ask because of... Read more...
It was big news when the Bushites authorized the United Arab Emirates to take over the operation of some U.S.... Read more...
Time for another “Gooberhead Award” [Beaniecap breakdown], presented periodically to someone in the news who has their tongue running 100... Read more...
Let’s measure how far we’ve gone down the road to imperial government under the reign of King George the W.... Read more...
Being president can be embarrassing. Just ask George W. With energy prices squeezing American families and with public anger growing... Read more...
How much is enough? How about $439 billion. That’s how much the Pentagon wants to take out of our pockets... Read more...
Three blind mice. George, John, and Michael. See how they run. George is, of course, George W, and he tells... Read more...
If you don’t think campaign finance reform will ever work, check out State Representative David Burnell Smith of Arizona. Actually,... Read more...
They say that nobody loves you when you are down and out – but this is ridiculous. Poor Jack Abramoff.... Read more...
Poor ol’ Porter Goss. He’s our nation’s chief spook, but he’s got no sense of timing. Goss, head of the... Read more...
The only thing deeper than those deep-water oil rigs out in the Gulf of Mexico is the depth of greed... Read more...
The national media swarmed all over the story of “Dead-Eye Dick” Cheney bagging a Texas lawyer on a quail hunt.... Read more...
I hope you haven’t just eaten, because we need to talk about horsemeat. It’s not widely known, but there are... Read more...
You’ve probably heard of Jerry Lewis, the comedian, but you’ve probably not heard of Jerry Lewis, the congressional clown –... Read more...
George W insists that he has supreme power as commander-in-chief to spy on American citizens, without following any stinking due... Read more...
Shhhhh. Exxon Mobil doesn’t want any attention paid to its latest profit report. How big was their profit last year?... Read more...