THE MESSAGE OF DOHA August 2008Most Americans never heard of the Doha Round, and if they did catch the name they might assume that it’s...
FOR REPUBLICAN LEADER, PRINCIPAL TRUMPS PRINCIPLE August 2008Time for another Gooberhead Award, presented periodically to people in the news who have their tongues running 100-miles per hour…...
STRUCTURALLY DEFICIENT BRIDGES… AND POLITICIANS August 2008As we Texans have learned from experience, it doesn’t take an IQ much higher than room temperature to be governor...
THE PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY SCAM August 2008Acting like a four-year-old, George W has squeezed his eyes tight and put his fingers in his ears, claiming that...
STOP CLOWNING AROUND WITH OUR ECONOMY August 2008Here’s my no-cost economic reform plan for America: all politicians and economists who keep blathering that things are really in...
BUSH’S FAREWELL GIFT TO CHEMICAL BOSSES August 2008For nearly eight years, George W’s labor department has been a do-nothing agency, viewing the safety needs of America’s workers...
UBS: A BANK THAT ROBS US August 2008Maybe you had a bad month, but – wow – July was a bummer for UBS! This Swiss- based banking...
WHERE TO DRIVE YOUR BUGOTTI August 2008Time for another peek into the “Lifestyles of the Rich… and Cranky.” Yes, the rich have more money than you...
TIME FOR PERCOLATE-UP ECONOMICS August 2008Great news for you Horatio Algers! There are now more than 10 million people in the world who are millionaires...
BUSH’S EMPTY PROMISE TO WOUNDED VETS August 2008When Bear Stearns, Freddie Mac, and Fannie Mae got in a financial crunch, George W was Georgie-on-the-spot, rushing out with...
INFOGROUP REDEFINES MORALITY August 2008CEOland is a wondrous kingdom. Denizens of this lofty realm can do no wrong, even when they do wrong, and...
AGAIN, CONGRESS SURRENDERS ITS CONSTITUTIONAL POWERS August 2008Don’t you wish now that your parents had named you Fannie or Freddie? Sure, these are old-fashioned names, but maybe...
BUSH DOES NEW ORLEANS. AGAIN. August 2008Gosh, it’s nearly time for George W’s annual fly-in to New Orleans, where he’ll hold a photo-op and tell the...
ARE WE IN IRAQ TO STAY? July 2008Aha! Now we’re seeing the real reason that George W pushed us into his Iraq war. For years, Bush has...
RISE OF THE ROVIANS July 2008The nasty fellow whose attack-dog, smear-tactic, lie-and-distort brand of politics lifted George W into the White House twice, has quietly...
AN INVITATION TO GET OUT OF IRAQ July 2008Poor George. Poor John. Hoist on their own petards. Bush and McCain have become brothers in arms on the questions...
BUSH’S OILY LIES July 2008When it comes to energy policy, George W has oil for brains. If he could, he’d lease out the Rose...
DODGING A TAX BY DISSING PRINGLES July 2008Corporations commonly try to dodge their tax responsibilities, but it’s unusual for one to dis its own product in order...
DHS’S BORDER FENCE WILL SPLIT CAMPUS July 2008The Bushites like to bill themselves as conservative, freedom-loving patriots. But what they’re doing in Brownsville, Texas, is the exact...
MCCAIN’S “ECONOMIC BRAIN” July 2008Hoo-boy, what a scream Phil Gramm is! He’s the sour old former-Texas senator who, in 2002, leveraged his chairmanship of...
VA TREATING VETS AS LAB RATS July 2008Time for another Gooberhead Award, presented periodically to those in the news who’ve got their mouths going 100 miles an...
GOLFING FOR DOLLARS July 2008America might be mired in a Gulf War, but it’s golf that seems to be on the minds of the...
THE ASTERISK IN WAL-MART’S NEW LOGO July 2008I’m just atwitter over the big change at Wal-Mart! The mega-retailer – long known as the Bully of Bentonville for...
CORPORATIZING THE POLITICAL CONVENTIONS July 2008Since John McCain claims to be a robust reformer of big money politics, and since Barack Obama flatly refuses to...
TIME TO FREE-UP OUR FREEDOMS July 2008Holy founding fathers! What is it about the First Amendment that confuses today’s political elite and their police agents? Amendment...
