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A WASTEFUL, SILLY, DANGEROUS POLICE ACTION

April 2007

If you happen to be a New York City taxpayer, you might want to ask for a rebate, because city... Read more...

THE REALITY OF BUSH'S SURGE

April 2007

Here he comes again – the Cheerleader-in-Chief! George W, who was a cheerleader at Yale, is doing back flips and... Read more...

COONEY'S EDITING PENCIL

April 2007

Philip A. Cooney, we salute you for your government service! By “we”, I don’t mean me, and probably not you,... Read more...

INESCAPABLE TV ADS

April 2007

I yearn for the good ol’ days when a TV was a device under my control. It sat quietly in... Read more...

NEWT'S FAMILY VALUES

April 2007

Thank you, Newt Gingrich! A grateful nation rises in gratitude for the moral example that you provide to our youth!... Read more...

ROPING IN CEO PAY

April 2007

Among rank and file workers of major corporations, “CEO” is a four-letter word. That might not surprise you, but how... Read more...

BE STRONG, FOR OUR LEADERS ARE WEAK

April 2007

We are now in the fifth year of the Bushites’ grand adventure in Iraq. Let’s assess. More than 3,200 of... Read more...

TOM'S PATHETIC MEMOIR

April 2007

What’s that long, low, pathetic whine I hear? Wait, I think I recognize the tone. Why, yes, it’s him… Tom... Read more...

GARBLED TRANSLATIONS

March 2007

The only D grade I got in college was in my French class. I should’ve gotten an F, but I... Read more...

GEORGE IN FANTASY LAND

March 2007

George W has so many fantasies that they’re even affecting the First Lady’s grasp of reality. Laura Bush recently castigated... Read more...

DISNEY'S THUGGISHNESS

March 2007

The old theme song for the “Disneyland” TV show had a sweet uplifting message: “When you wish upon a star/... Read more...

ANOTHER WAR IN IRAQ

March 2007

Ready for Bush’s next war in Iraq? Already our troops are fighting both Sunni insurgents and Shiite militias in their... Read more...

POLITICIZING U.S. ATTORNEYS

March 2007

That Little House of Horrors called the Patriot Act keeps coughing up all sorts of nasty surprises. The most recent... Read more...

A BILLIONAIRE'S BIRTHDAY

March 2007

Time to take another peek [Lifestyle Theme] into the “Lifestyles of the Rich… and Cranky.” It’s tough being rich. I’m... Read more...

AMBASSADOR SPIC & SPAN

March 2007

With his bloody war, torture policies, oil-soaked economics, head-in-the sand environmental approach, and global arrogance – George W has tarnished... Read more...

SAVING THE NASTINESS OF WAR FOR YOU

March 2007

Butch Hancock is a wonderful singer-songwriter who was raised in the Lubbock area, out in West Texas. Butch once told... Read more...

BUSH'S SNEAK ATTACK ON AMERICA

March 2007

In 2004, George W spoke an unintentional truth: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never... Read more...

THE "BURDEN" ON CORPORATE CROOKS

March 2007

Sure enough, George W really is a compassionate conservative! For the past several months, the Bushites have been working behind... Read more...

MAKING AN HONEST DIP

March 2007

Whether eating alone or having a party, one simple dish that can bring a zestful joy to your table and... Read more...

HOW GLAMOROUS IS CHILD LABOR?

March 2007

Darlings! You’ll be ever so pleased to learn that a new, high-fashion super store has opened in America. It’s called... Read more...

MAKING A MOCKERY OF REFORM

February 2007

Gosh, that was a refreshing respite that congress took from corruption, wasn’t it? The first thing the new Democratic-controlled congress... Read more...

MORE MONKEYSHINE FROM EXXON

February 2007

Did you get your Valentine gift from Exxon Mobil? The day before this annual celebration of romantic fantasy, Exxon CEO... Read more...

WHAT A DISGRACE

February 2007

Let’s see… where were we? Oh, yes, Iraq. That’s now a civil war, right? Well, George W’s top intelligence team... Read more...

ADS EVERYWHERE

February 2007

“O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, for purple mountain majesties… and ads from sea to sea.”... Read more...

JENNIFER AND THE PORK BOARD

February 2007

Now here’s a thrilling story: Goliath bullies David, David slings a stone that stuns Goliath… then Goliath apologizes and gives... Read more...