IMMIGRATION SURREALISM January 2007Apparently, George W thinks that surreal is a small nation in South America. If he and his handlers had any... Read more...
MESSING WITH MEAT January 2007You probably aren’t aware of it, but the big meat conglomerates are now charging meat prices for water. Up to... Read more...
RESPONDING TO LABOR January 2007At last, the national government is responding to the widening income gap and the severe economic side effects of greed-fueled... Read more...
WAL-MART'S WHITE HOUSE SWEETHEART January 2007Those who say that George W is not a “compassionate conservative,” as he pledged to be when he first ran... Read more...
GEORGE W'S WAR LEGACY January 2007One thing that George W can count on is that history will wholly and harshly condemn his bumbled war effort…... Read more...
BLESSED ARE THE RICH January 2007As anyone who has read the New Testament knows, Jesus spent most of his life among the poor and the... Read more...
LEFT-WING PENGUINS AND DEVILISH TOFU January 2007Maybe it was the election, or maybe it’s the decline of their boy George, or maybe it’s the onset of... Read more...
OUR "MADE-IN-CHINA" CHRISTMAS January 2007From Wal-Mart on up, America’s big retail chains are once again tallying up disappointing Christmas profits, for the season’s buying... Read more...
FIVE-DAY WORKWEEK FOR CONGRESS January 2007Time for another Gooberhead Award [BeanieCap Breakdown] – presented periodically to those in the news who have their tongues running... Read more...
WAL-MART'S EMPLOYEE "REWARD" PROGRAM January 2007Don’t tell me that Wal-Mart is a giant Scrooge to the 1.3 million Cratchits who work for it. Well, yes,... Read more...
STOP BUSH January 2007It’s 2007, and we find ourselves rolling into the fifth year of George W’s misbegotten war in Iraq. So, let’s... Read more...
BUSING ADS TO SCHOOL KIDS December 2006You know what’s wrong with kids today? They’re just not getting enough advertising in their lives, that’s what. Take school.... Read more...
SENSIBLE PRIORITIES December 2006Trying to bring common sense to Washington, DC, is about as hard as delivering a tray of ice cubes to... Read more...
POPPIES UP, BUSH DOWN December 2006Here’s some big news on the agricultural front – this year’s crop has reached the highest level ever, with an... Read more...
FIRE DETROIT'S AUTO BOSSES December 2006Guess who’s rising like a rocket toward the Number One spot in U.S. auto sales? Toyota! The Japanese car maker... Read more...
CHRISTMAS: DADDY'S PHILOSOPHY December 2006This special day got me to thinking about America’s spirit of giving, and I don’t mean this overdone business of... Read more...
MAKING AN HONEST DIP December 2006Whether eating alone or having a party, one simple dish that can bring a zestful joy to your table and... Read more...
BUSH DOES FOREIGN POLICY December 2006At last, George W is getting the hang of foreign policy. Yes, he badly botched Afghanistan and has made a... Read more...
THE INSPIRING POWER OF KIDS December 2006Anyone looking for the true spirit of the American people should not look at the corporate and political elites… but... Read more...
MY GIFT FOR GEORGE W December 2006For weeks, I’ve been grappling with the question of what gift I should send to George W for Christmas. Then,... Read more...
WAR PROFITEERS December 2006War is hell – unless you’re the CEO of a corporation that profiteers on the hell of war. In that... Read more...
CAMP WELLSTONE WINNERS December 2006Democracy doesn’t happen by accident. It happens when grassroots agitation melds with good organization. One group that is doing a... Read more...
WASHINGTON'S OTHER WAR December 2006Behind closed doors, a top-level planning group is meeting in Washington, assessing the harsh realities of the war’s changed landscape,... Read more...
BANNING "HUNGER" December 2006The U.S. agriculture department has exciting news for you: hunger no longer exists in America! Are they saying that the... Read more...
MUSICAL CHAIRS ON K-STREET December 2006Tramp, tramp, tramp they come – marching like a conquering army into our Nation’s Capitol. This is not the newly-elected... Read more...
