POLITICIZING U.S. ATTORNEYS March 2007That Little House of Horrors called the Patriot Act keeps coughing up all sorts of nasty surprises. The most recent...
A BILLIONAIRE'S BIRTHDAY March 2007Time to take another peek [Lifestyle Theme] into the “Lifestyles of the Rich… and Cranky.” It’s tough being rich. I’m...
AMBASSADOR SPIC & SPAN March 2007With his bloody war, torture policies, oil-soaked economics, head-in-the sand environmental approach, and global arrogance – George W has tarnished...
SAVING THE NASTINESS OF WAR FOR YOU March 2007Butch Hancock is a wonderful singer-songwriter who was raised in the Lubbock area, out in West Texas. Butch once told...
BUSH'S SNEAK ATTACK ON AMERICA March 2007In 2004, George W spoke an unintentional truth: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never...
THE "BURDEN" ON CORPORATE CROOKS March 2007Sure enough, George W really is a compassionate conservative! For the past several months, the Bushites have been working behind...
MAKING AN HONEST DIP March 2007Whether eating alone or having a party, one simple dish that can bring a zestful joy to your table and...
HOW GLAMOROUS IS CHILD LABOR? March 2007Darlings! You’ll be ever so pleased to learn that a new, high-fashion super store has opened in America. It’s called...
MAKING A MOCKERY OF REFORM February 2007Gosh, that was a refreshing respite that congress took from corruption, wasn’t it? The first thing the new Democratic-controlled congress...
MORE MONKEYSHINE FROM EXXON February 2007Did you get your Valentine gift from Exxon Mobil? The day before this annual celebration of romantic fantasy, Exxon CEO...
WHAT A DISGRACE February 2007Let’s see… where were we? Oh, yes, Iraq. That’s now a civil war, right? Well, George W’s top intelligence team...
ADS EVERYWHERE February 2007“O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, for purple mountain majesties… and ads from sea to sea.”...
JENNIFER AND THE PORK BOARD February 2007Now here’s a thrilling story: Goliath bullies David, David slings a stone that stuns Goliath… then Goliath apologizes and gives...
WOMEN OF WAL-MART FIGHT DISCRIMINATION February 2007Get ready for another touchie-feelie Wal-Mart ad to saturate the airwaves soon. Whenever this retailing behemoth gets caught in one...
BUSH SEIZES MORE POWER February 2007Oh, swell. George W is assigning a political nanny to every agency in the federal government. In a new directive,...
REIN IN BIG TOBACCO February 2007The food and drug administration regulates the contents of Aspirin, potato chips… even dog food. But this safety watchdog has...
RUMMY WON'T GO AWAY February 2007Old soldiers never die… they keep hanging on as consultants. Actually Donnie Rumsfeld was not a soldier – he just...
THE WORKPLACE BODY SNATCHERS February 2007New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is learning the hard way that workers don’t like bosses snooping on them. Hizzoner...
BUSH'S RHETORIC ON RENEWABLES February 2007Just before George W’s state of the union speech in January, a top administration official gushed that the prez would...
CLEAN-MONEY CANDIDATES ARE WINNING February 2007Cynics say that we’ll never get the controlling, corrupt corporate money out of politics. But those who say it can’t...
MOLLY IVINS February 2007We progressives, we Americans – and anyone, anywhere who loves liberty and justice – have lost a true, trusted friend....
BIG OIL SPEAKS FOR BUSH February 2007Anyone who thinks that money doesn’t talk in our Nation’s Capitol might be right. Cash doesn’t really talk – it...
BUSH'S HEALTH-CARE TAX February 2007Look out, everyone – George W has had another idea! The guy who told us that occupying Iraq would be...
FIRE CHARLES STIMSON February 2007Time for another Gooberhead Award [Beanie-Cap Breakdown], presented periodically to those in the news who have their tongues moving 100...
SUPPORT THE SEVERELY WOUNDED February 2007Two years ago, Pentagon chief Donnie Rumsfeld said, “I think we ought to put together a team to see that...
