LITTLE GEORGE'S BIG MESS February 2007My momma told me when I was just a tyke, “You make a mess, you clean it up.” Apparently, George...
A MOUNTAINTOP REVELATION February 2007There is environmental degradation – and then there is environmental degradation that punches you right in the stomach. Mountaintop removal...
THE LOGO LOWDOWN January 2007I’ve often advocated a new clothing law for politicians, requiring them to sew the logos of their corporate sponsors all...
BUSH "PAYS BACK" EVANGELICALS January 2007Karl Rove is a master at using evangelical Christian leaders for his own political purposes. In the last presidential campaign,...
CEO CON JOBS January 2007If you worked for five years, did a lousy job, and got fired, what sort of going-away present do you...
POOR JOHN ROBERTS January 2007Now that Republican judges have taken over the Supreme Court, they are pushing the agenda item that is closest to...
STAND UP TO WAR PROFITEERS January 2007George W’s war in Iraq has not been good for the thousands of Americans killed and maimed there, nor for...
CHEATING ON OIL ROYALTIES January 2007What’s that roaring sound I hear? Why it’s a gusher – a multi-billion dollar blow-out in our public treasury caused...
SURGE January 2007I don’t know about you, but I’m with George W on this one: It’s time for surge! Yes, let’s surge...
WALL STREET GREEDHEADS MAKE A KILLING January 2007In December, when children all across the country were having dreams of sugarplums dancing in their heads, the barons of...
THE FACES OF WAR January 2007I hope you saw the New York Times on January first. More importantly, I hope that George W and every...
WHAT HATH GEORGE WROUGHT IN IRAQ? January 2007Behold, King George the W hath looked upon his work in Iraq, and it pleaseth him much. Just before Christmas,...
A LITTLE HELP FOR THEIR FRIENDS January 2007In December, in the frantic final hours of a “Do Nothing Congress ” the majority finally rose up to do...
IMMIGRATION SURREALISM January 2007Apparently, George W thinks that surreal is a small nation in South America. If he and his handlers had any...
MESSING WITH MEAT January 2007You probably aren’t aware of it, but the big meat conglomerates are now charging meat prices for water. Up to...
RESPONDING TO LABOR January 2007At last, the national government is responding to the widening income gap and the severe economic side effects of greed-fueled...
WAL-MART'S WHITE HOUSE SWEETHEART January 2007Those who say that George W is not a “compassionate conservative,” as he pledged to be when he first ran...
GEORGE W'S WAR LEGACY January 2007One thing that George W can count on is that history will wholly and harshly condemn his bumbled war effort…...
BLESSED ARE THE RICH January 2007As anyone who has read the New Testament knows, Jesus spent most of his life among the poor and the...
LEFT-WING PENGUINS AND DEVILISH TOFU January 2007Maybe it was the election, or maybe it’s the decline of their boy George, or maybe it’s the onset of...
OUR "MADE-IN-CHINA" CHRISTMAS January 2007From Wal-Mart on up, America’s big retail chains are once again tallying up disappointing Christmas profits, for the season’s buying...
FIVE-DAY WORKWEEK FOR CONGRESS January 2007Time for another Gooberhead Award [BeanieCap Breakdown] – presented periodically to those in the news who have their tongues running...
WAL-MART'S EMPLOYEE "REWARD" PROGRAM January 2007Don’t tell me that Wal-Mart is a giant Scrooge to the 1.3 million Cratchits who work for it. Well, yes,...
STOP BUSH January 2007It’s 2007, and we find ourselves rolling into the fifth year of George W’s misbegotten war in Iraq. So, let’s...
BUSING ADS TO SCHOOL KIDS December 2006You know what’s wrong with kids today? They’re just not getting enough advertising in their lives, that’s what. Take school....
