LET THEM EAT NANOPARTICLES November 2006Thanksgiving Day is here – a day to gather with our families, rejoice in the bounty of God’s green earth,...
SENSIBLE PRIORITIES November 2006Hey, how about indulging yourself with a hot new Maserati? Yeah, it’s got a sticker price that’ll make you go...
HOW GLAMOROUS IS CHILD LABOR? November 2006Darlings! You’ll be ever so pleased to learn that a new, high-fashion super store has opened in America. It’s called...
RESPONDING TO LABOR November 2006At last, the national government is responding to the widening income gap and the severe economic side effects of greed-fueled...
A SWEET FIX November 2006Krispy Kreme’s plump, sugar-sweet doughnuts were hotter than frying oil just a few years ago. Ga-ga celebrities lined up to...
NEIL BUSH MILKS COWS November 2006George W’s “No Child Left Behind” program is being perverted into “No Bush Left Behind.” You might recall brother Neil...
THE "BURDEN" ON CORPORATE CROOKS November 2006Sure enough, George W really is a compassionate conservative! For the past several months, the Bushites have been working behind...
SOFTENING THE WORDS OF WAR November 2006Putting a fabric softener in your wash is one thing, but America’s media establishment appears to be running some of...
A TRIP INSIDE BUSH'S HEAD November 2006Like Alice’s trip into Wonderland, let’s go inside George W’s head for a moment. Being Bush must be a wonderful...
EXPORTING PATIENTS November 2006Good grief. Just when you think that globalization can’t get anymore ludicrous, and that America’s health care policies can’t get...
THE BUSH BOOM November 2006What a hoot it was to watch the Repubs squabbling with each other over what issue should be their focus...
OUR CLUELESS WAR LEADERS November 2006The most basic rule of war is this: know your enemy. A major reason that Bush’s Iraq war is such...
A VOTE ON BUSH'S WAR November 2006George W says he wants you to go into the voting booth today thinking about his Iraq war. So do...
CHANGE THE COURSE November 2006Excellent news, Americans! At last, BushCheneyRummy & Company have decided that they can no longer “stay the course” in Iraq....
GOOD NEIGHBORS, BAD FENCE November 2006By gollies, our congress critters have finally done something about illegal immigration! Just in time for November’s congressional elections, the...
WAL-MART'S NEW LOOK November 2006The modest, working-class persona is passé. Wal-Mart… is on the way up! Deciding to market to a more affluent clientele,...
VITRIOLIC PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH October 2006The Bushites and their right-wing cohorts are losing it. First, they lost Osama. Then they lost their focus on the...
IRAQI-STYLE "DEMOCRACY" October 2006In George W’s Glorious New People’s Democracy of Iraq, journalists don’t strive to win a Pulitzer Prize – they strive...
THE WAR TALLY October 2006Bodies. Dead ones. Dead bodies are the harsh, horrifying, riveting realties of war. That’s why those who make war don’t...
SPANKING CEOs October 2006What’s the matter with CEOs? Why is it that they brutally fire so many loyal and productive workers, willfully pollute...
"CORRUPT KARL" AND JACK October 2006Remember ol’ Whatzhizname? You know, Jack Abramoff, the disgraced superlobbyist who confessed early this year to corrupt influence peddling in...
STATE SECRETS October 2006In repressive regimes, it’s common for the authorities to run closed governments – and its also common for them to...
A "PLAN" FOR VICTORY IN IRAQ October 2006Big news, folks! I have inside information that George W’s war in Iraq will end sometime next year – and...
THE GOP BY THE NUMBERS October 2006Poor Dennis Hastert. Even though the longtime house speaker is third in line to be our president, very few Americans...
DRINKING LIBERALLY October 2006Why should politics be nothing but an interminable series of deadly-serious, often-boring meetings? I say we ought to “put the...
